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I Have A Secret Admirer…Kind of.

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I was done with psychic game. I have been out for a while now, living a respectable, legitimate life. The allure of giving strangers readings over the phone impersonating “Farah the psychic” had worn off. But that has not stopped the people from calling. Even though I have been turning down readings telling callers that this was indeed the wrong number, the real Farah seems to still be taking in clients…and winning over their hearts.

It was a regular Friday night when I received a text from an unknown number asking how I was.  I responded that I was well, but had to regretfully inform the texter I didn’t know who they were. Things escalated quickly when I was told it was a secret admirer.

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At this point I was unaware that the texter was not seeking me, but Farah. I played along unsure if this was a prank or real,  so I gave snarky responses.

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The texter was keen on a date. Asking me questions about my ideal date.

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Screenshot_2013-11-25-15-32-21Then the gender was revealed when HE asked me what kind of guy I am usually into. The fun began.

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He was pushing for dinner with me the following evening. I asked if he lived in a house. He said yes. I informed him I do not go to stranger’s houses. This is when he informed me that we had met previously. I had given him a reading. Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. I had again assumed the identity of Farah, Psychic and Spiritual healer.

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We flirted, playing the name game.

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Things escalated when I asked for pics.

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He has a kind eye

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I asked if he was an innie or outie.

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Definitely an innie.

He quickly caught onto my game though.

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I can relate.

 He was blunt with me. I liked that. Had I been Farah I may have actually give him a chance, had he not sent me a picture of his belly button of course.

I agreed to a date for Sunday. He wanted to take me to a Scandinave Spa.

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He knew a lot about spas.

We learned a little bit more about each other, before I bid him goodnight.

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It was nice to feel wanted, even if it wasn’t really me Curious George desired.

Read about my last encounters as Farah.

Sam Berns

Sam Berns

  • Guest

    Haha, well I guess you have two now 😉